She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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