we have pet lesbian snakes
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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