Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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