she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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