Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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