i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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