no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Holy shit dude........stairs
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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