? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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