Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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