Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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