I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Pants are for mortals
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize