Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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