apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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