so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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