Non-Jews are for practice
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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