I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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