I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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