If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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