But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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