"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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