i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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