just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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