I just cut my nipple shaving
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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