plz talk dirty to me
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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