In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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