Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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