Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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