we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Holy shit dude........stairs
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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