we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My penis needs a shock collar
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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