Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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