I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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