ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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