i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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