I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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