i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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