her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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