Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have fence marks all over my body
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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