I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
