Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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