doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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