yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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