i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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