the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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