Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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