I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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