so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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