We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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