Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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