There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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