VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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