That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Farmville is her only friend.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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