Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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