One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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