My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
