come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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