he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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