Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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