We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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