Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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