i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It all started with a game of naked twister.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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