But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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